What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk?
“I set WHO free?”
Is it me or do Africans have some great drinking games?
My faviourite one is ‘last one to the water dies.’
Black Man – Boisterous, lethargic, Angry Cracker Killing Monkey Ape Niggas
Niggas Nasty, ignorant, gigantic gorilla apes,
since pornography refers to the indecent exposure of human beings, i’ve decided to refer to images like the two apes displayed as NiGgaNOGraphy
I walked past a black kid sitting at a bus stop as I went into the Bank. When I came out, he looked at me and said “Any change?” I said, “Nope, your still black”
A woman was eyeing-up a black man in a club all evening.
After lots of chatting and flirting they left together.
Pulling him against a wall outside, grabbing his crutch and breathing heavily, she whispered
“Come on big boy, show me if it’s true what they say about black men”
So he stabbed her and ran off with her purse!!
A sexy black bird in the pub said to me
“You fancy walking me home Big Boy?”
“P1ss off, Africa’s 3,617 miles away”
What’s yellow and black and makes you laugh ?
A bus full of Negroes going over a cliff.
What do black men do after sex?
15 years to life.
The new barman in the pub is black, so I said to him, “Beer please, n*gger.”
He hit the roof and said, “Why don’t we swap places, let’s see how you like it.”
So I went round the bar, he walked out then came back in and said, “Beer please, honkey.”
I said, “Sorry mate, we don’t serve n*ggers in here.”
What did the black kid say when he had diarrhea?
“Help me, I’m melting!”
Why do they make aspirin white?
So it’ll work.
Obama walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder
The bartender asks “where did you get that”
The parrot replies “Kenya there all over the place”
A ******, a fag, and a coon walk in a bar, the bar tender says, “get the f**k out of here”
A White guy and a black guy shared a house. One day the house burnt down and only the White guy lived. Why?
The White guy was at work!
How do you keep a n***** from hanging out in your front yard?
Hang him in the back yard
How do you save a drowning negroid?
What’s the difference between a fridge and a fag?
The fridge doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out!
What do you say when you see your tv floating at night?
Drop it niggar!
Why are niggers like sperm?
Only 1 in a Million actually works
How do you know Adam and Eve were not black?
You ever try to take a rib from a nigger?
Why do blacks have white hands and feet?
They were on all fours when God spray painted them!
Why do black people have white hands?
They were up against the wall when God spray painted them!
Why do more niggers get hit by cars in the winter?
They’re easier to spot! -brenden
What do you call two blacks on one bike?
Organized crime! -bobo
What does NAACP stand for?
Now Apes Are Called People
What’s the difference between a naked white woman and a naked black woman?
One’s on the cover of Playboy and the other’s on the cover of National Geographic. -obb
Why don’t niggers like blow jobs?
Niggers don’t like ANY jobs!
What was missing from the Million Man March?
About a thousand miles of chain and an auctioneer!
Why can’t Ray Charles or Stevie Wonder read?
What’s the worst thing you can call a black man, starting with N and ending with R?
What’s the difference between a nigger and a letter?
You can send the letter back where it came from!
Why are trees so close in Harlem?
Why do people hit things when they don’t work?
It worked with the slaves
What do Nike and the KKK have in common?
They both make niggers run faster
Did you hear about KuKluxKnevial’s latest stunt?
He tried to jump 50 niggers with a steam roller.
For all concerned: I will no longer be posting racist jokes. Because racism is a crime, and crimes are for black people!
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Sanjay the Indian wife beater headbutts his wife at 7.30 every evening….on the dot.
I am sick of getting text messages, telephone call’s and email’s about my dog after it savaged a Paki to death. For f*ck’s sake IT’S NOT FOR SALE !!!
I hate all this terrorist business. I used to love the days when you could look at an unattended bag on a train or bus and think to yourself I’m going to take that.
I took my Biology exam last Friday. I was asked to name two things commonly found in cells. Apparently “Blacks” and “Muslims” were not the correct answers.
The latest Christmas toy has hit the shops, it’s a talking muslim doll.
Nobody knows what it says because no one’s got the guts to pull the cord..
A fat girl served me it McDonald’s at lunch time, She said “Sorry about the wait” I said “Don’t worry fatty, you’re bound to lose it eventually”
There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men – ‘don’t’ and ‘stop’, unless they are used together.
Panties: Not the best thing on earth, but next to the best thing on earth.
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.
Such an unfair world. When a man talks dirty to a woman its considered sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man its $2.50/min (charges may vary).
Met a beautiful girl down at the park today. Sparks flew, she fell at my feet and we ended up having sex there and then. God, I love my new taser!
It has been reported that 100 Pakistani troops have been buried by an avalanche in the remote mountains of Kashmir.
Rescue efforts are being hampered by the fact that sniffer dogs are flatly refusing to have anything to do with the job…